by UrbanMeaningsTMN May 31, 2022
Get the son of a bitchmug. 
A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.
by Corroded battery October 11, 2016
Get the Trophy Sonmug. Someone you treat or see like a son, even if they’re not biologically yours; a younger male person you guide, protect, or mentor.
Ever since I started training at the dojo, Sensei Lee treats me like his son-figure; he scolds me, guides me, and somehow still lets me steal his snacks
by Last Universal Common Ancestor September 3, 2025
Get the Son-figuremug. Three brothers that were born out of love from 2 hearts .3 male offspring of ta couple brought to existence by luv, not a chance to relive lives & triumphs or avoid mistakes. But give new life , new chances, to make their own mistakes, so they may have new triumphs and parents take no credit , just take pleasure in watching love , in the form of human life that they give unconditional love to, knowing the love they shared for so long, before his mental illness destroyed the indestructible, butb their love remains whole & infinite amounts of promise and potential, not necessarily to discover a cure for cancer or lead humanity into space exploration or anything more than driving a rig filled with groceries and miles of memories, or a mechanic that takes whats broken and through care and desire and effort makes it new again, or a still unknown future that regardless of what others might say is extraordinary like E=Mc² but equally as important L=ove 4 ♾ . The parents already aware of their extraordinary abilities to be loving and kind thoughtful humans to any and all this. These male offspring born from love that was an actual wish on a star that came true, are undefined and unlabeled because to do so would limit them to those things so they are just my sons that burn Bright as all the suns in the universe together.
my sons stole my shoes and if I can't have my shoes Karen can't have her mother and my sons also must always remember one thing about me.
by Thebiggestloser369 September 9, 2023
Get the Sonsmug. A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”
Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”
Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”
Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 22, 2025
Get the Johnson in the Yawn Sonmug. by daKaptainmilton November 15, 2022
Get the ja-sonmug.