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Sandy Sock

You put sand in your sock and cum in the sock and then you put it on and walk with it.
Man that Sandy Sock looks so nasty but I’m amazed Ted could walk with it on.
by J Pup December 23, 2020
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knob sock

hey gianni you knob sock
by miller111 May 4, 2012
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silky sock

1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to “Soggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.
“It’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”
by Silky Reg September 20, 2020
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socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's
person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes
by the green guy July 23, 2009
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floppy sock

1. (noun or verb) a flacid penis, generally long in length, that is difficult to erect. Shaking the penis in attempts to get hard result in a "dead puppet" type motion hence the term floppy sock. Also known as "flop sock".

See Aaron Hands.
Noun - I wanted to bone that bitch but all that Jack I drank gave me a floppy sock.

Verb - I couldn't get it up so I floppy-socked that bitch in the face for a while until I gave up and smoked a blunt.
by King Blumpkin of SoCal March 5, 2004
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Red sock

It’s where you are particularly rough fucking the ass and when pink sock comes out you keep fucking the pick sock till it bleeds
by Loofahkilla April 24, 2019
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Packing Socks

When a male packs socks in his crotch area, to make it appear he has a bigger penis.
"was the sex good?" "no, he was packing socks. and it gave me the false illusion of a big penis.
by keripillow March 16, 2011
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