1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women
2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!
John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.
John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.
by teach187 January 11, 2008
Get the Socialize the dogmug. When you are on a social network and you see a name, photo, video or anything with a link and leave your current page to view that person's page.
Dave-"You were on facebook for a while."
Justin- "I was social surfing. Lots of people I don't know commented on your status. Just decided to check them out."
Justin- "I was social surfing. Lots of people I don't know commented on your status. Just decided to check them out."
by dancesatwill December 28, 2009
Get the social surfingmug. A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)
My Social Resumé consist of:
* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.
* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.
* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.
* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.
by DAR_2005 March 2, 2009
Get the Social Resumémug. People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.
"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."
by KDDANCEPARTY April 21, 2009
Get the Social Landminemug. The act of spreading infectious and spurious news and information through various social media channels.
social media + chlamydia = social chlamedia
social media + chlamydia = social chlamedia
Donald is completely full of shit, with his levels of social chlamedia, I'm surprised he's not been quarantined.
by Attila the Fun Pun January 28, 2019
Get the Social Chlamediamug. Someone who only smokes in public places like bars or clubs for the purpose of fitting in because everyone else is doing it or to impress a certain cliche of people.
by Suvee September 17, 2007
Get the social smokermug. did you hear? he got drunk and did stuff with that really fat chick. yeah hes crazy, thats social suicide.
by blacky12345 November 23, 2007
Get the social suicidemug.