A Simp

A Man/Woman that would do anything to get into someone's pants

Betty:I'm A Simp
Cash:B e g o n e. T H O T.
Betty:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

simp

a simp is a person that is crushing hard on someone.

Liz is simping over that man.

by johngotti69 November 19, 2020

simp

one who likes to toss salad.

XtraDManD is a simp

by Rudabager November 8, 2003

Simping

Any male who shows affection

Ayoooo Jeff is simping over Veronica

by Chs14 July 4, 2020

Simp Magnet

Someone who’s attractive (informal)

1: Jeff is super attractive and everyone loves him
2: He’s a Simp Magnet

by Ace the simp February 4, 2023

Simp Lord

Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.

Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."

by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020

Simp Fishing

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.

"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"

by Based Fiend March 14, 2021