shored

When one fucks up something on job site then blames someone else

I just got shored..

by Dagway June 12, 2015

scored an own goal

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

by CortalUX April 21, 2007

Shared

When communism takes over you and you must finally let Timmy play with your toy dinosaur.

The biscuits were shared around.

by IzzyTheNonAddictedFnafFan December 5, 2018

shareef ali

the one who broke the bed xoxo

the shareef ali is amazing

by sexy boyyyyyyy September 18, 2020

stare and share

When two people, being a mixture of any of the two sexes, stare eachother in the eye while standing up and stimulate the other until climax is reached. This event is a race, the goal is to make the other achieve orgasm before you yourself do so. **It is wise to have a guest referee, as races can come right down to the wire**

Matt challenged Dan to a stare and share, with Kyle as the guest referee. After undressing the two began the jerk eachother off. Matt made Dan come in a record time of 26 seconds. Kyle declared Matt the winner, and Matt walked away victorious with a fist full of glory.

by Daniel Frank May 21, 2007

Shareen

This is another name for your vagina, bush, muff, beaver, fud, minge.

Shareen nanjeeany....fanny!

by Linda & Stu September 3, 2006

fore score

Female version of the tea bag. Makes pun on President Lincoln's address to the nation "Four score and seven years ago....".

tea bag, twat squat, fore score

by heatherkirkl December 6, 2011