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suicide head

the act of sucking a mans dick, who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car, while you are driving (foot on the pedal) and he steers while you are pleasuring him. Suicide head.
"I gave him a awesome hand job driving down the freeway then followed it up with suicide head"
by lwells January 11, 2012
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Suicide boner

A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.
John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.
by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016
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inactively suicidal

When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.
Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.
by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017
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Suicide wednesday

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.
The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday
by Duke L July 12, 2017
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Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...
Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018
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Suicide bomber

Samson. Google that shit, honest. It’s in the fucking Bible.
I love messiahs best when they’re suicide bombers!
by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021
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Suicide Silence

Suicide Silence is what happens when a record label signs a bunch kids who haven't the slightest idea what to do with a musical instrument.
For some reason, I keep giving this band a chance... partly for because of it's cult-like following, partly because some of the most amazing musicians I've heard were not an easy listen at first.

Time and time again, I've come to realize Suicide Silence is noise pollution.

How about a little musicianship with your deathcore?
by aREALmetalhead January 11, 2010
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