retardedness

the act of being retarded

Haley was showing her retardedness when she fell down the stairs on a cruis.

by Haley Marie P. July 15, 2007

Rear View

(verb) To purposefully drive (dangerously) close behind a mini van, watching whatever movie the kids in the back have chosen to view on the flip down screen. Traditionally a Disney/Pixar movie (such as WALL-E, Finding Nemo, etc.) is viewed.

"Dude where you been? We've been waiting for 2 hours!"

"Sorry! I missed my exit by 10 miles while rear viewing this family in front of me! You know how much I love Toy Story!"

by Switzer581 February 6, 2009

Retarded T-rex

A T-rex whose intelligence is far below that of a normal T-rex. They are known for random flailings as a means of attack, but should be considered harmless, for they will more than like trip in their attack run.

Jesse Slade

by Dexter February 18, 2004

Refarted

a state of condition whereby an item seems to retain the odour of flatulence long after someone has done the deed.

Was <name of culprit> sitting here because this chair is refarted?

by Mr M0J0 Risin July 7, 2010

Retarted

The incorrect spelling of the word 'retarded'.

It is a well known fact that people that say retarded, are in-fact, a retard themselves.

Dude, that is so retarted!

by Dave Retardingsworth August 4, 2008

anal-retarded

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

by Daniel867 May 8, 2008

Eduardo Retardo

A sexy person, with a really large cock who will fuck the mess out of you and have you begging for more. Eduardo Retardo is loved by all.

He had an Eduardo Retardo cock!!

by squirt squirt queef June 28, 2010