Real Metal

Heavy Metal that is true to its meaning, lyrical content and/or sound. Is by no means, exaggerated, humorous etc. Real Heavy Metal is ofcourse loud, but that alone isin't enough to be truely 'Metal'! Using Heavy and/or Metal in lyrics or title text too much would simply ruin the feeling. Heavy Metal is NOT a substitute term for Rock or Hard Rock! You don't use Heavy Metal, like Hard Rock bands would use the word Rock ( 'I Wanna Rock', 'Let There Be Rock') that is not an attitude of a Metalhead or Metal band! Not that they disregard it, but that Heavy Metal is not really the same as Hard Rock! And Again, real Heavy Metal should flirt with sin like Judas Priest, and/or the occult like Black Sabbath, glorify freedom and touch on subject matter that is 'heavy' or just profound, meaningful and interesting like Slayer-thats what makes it 'heavy'!

Real Metal: Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Venom, Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Danzig etc.

by organ glock March 20, 2007

real talk

the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

black guy looking in his fridge:

"ohh snap fried rice! Oh Im bout to straight up kill this chinese food man and dats real talk!"

by Danny a.k.a mauler October 13, 2006

real madrid

1a club that makes the most amount of money in the world by:

a. Buying glamourous players. If u r not glamourous u get sacked, eg. great great coach del bosque.
b. Using glamour to increase fans around the world who buy their shirts and merchandise.

2. A club that where players dont play for their team and are famous for their ego issues.

3. A club known to destroy great players. Eg nisterooy, beckham, kaka etc.

4. a club that can pride itself being the second best team in spain ever since the death of their dictator franscesco.

5. the club whose most fans are bandwagoners. All the players they have heard of are or were in real madrid. Eg. Zidane, kaka, ronaldo-the fat one, ronaldo-the diver, carlos, beckham, nisterooy, owen etc.

A: do u watch football?
B: yeah i do...i love real madrid.
A: why??
B: its like watching sports entertainment like wwe where there is glamour, ego clashes and playacting... And i love watching ronaldo cry when messi scores.

by blazeofglory June 24, 2011

Real Suicide shot

The real way to do a suicide shot. For the ultimate hardcore alcoholics and drug addicts. Pull out your cocaine, and make a nice tidy line. Pour your self a shot of petrol, and have your wasabi ready for eye destruction. Snort the coke, wasabi in the eye and the shot of petrol. Great way to start your Monday morning.

Dude, he's so hardcore he took a real suicide shot, and is now high, drunk and blind!

by jimmyg_bauhaus February 9, 2013

Real News

A state sanctioned News Source. A News source that is an political organ of the state. A News Source that is friendly to the state. The American equivalent to Russia's Pravda, a state-run news source whose name means "the truth".

FOX News is the only News I listen to, it's Real News

by Insanity Claus April 10, 2019

real world

a place where some people live and worry because they don't have enough money.

Sharon Turner lives in the real world now that she's left her rich husband.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

real time

In person instead of online

I've been cybering Jane for days, instead we could have been bumping uglies in real time.

by Frisco Stories October 13, 2008