Pulling a Joey

The act of deceiving someone by telling them something you're not. (lying)

Cute Cali Girl: So what kind of arguments do you get into with your ex?
Joey: I actually don't argue with a girl....ever.... I'm just "old fashioned" you could say...
Cute Cali Girl: Stop it, you're Pulling a Joey

by TheStealthAssassin September 01, 2021

Pull a blake

Doing or saying something stupid

The term “pulling a blake” originates from Oregon. It was named after a teenager named Blake due to Blake doing and saying unintelligent things almost all the time.

friend 1 : How much for a 20 sac?

friend 2 : bruh do not pull a blake on me rn

by Subwayworker September 04, 2018

pull a ness

when one eats a food item, usually a hamburger, they found in a garbage can, or similar trash collector; inspired by Earthbound, a game published by Nintendo

Dude, I saw this hobo pull a ness today! The burger was all rotten and damp.

by Andrew Gaspar August 08, 2008

Pulling A Kelsy

Getting back with the same girl multiple times (2+) because you can't make up your mind and say "no" because you have no spine and won't listen to your friends when they tell you it's a bad idea. Also known as the "Lucas" or the "Chilean Chastity Belt"

Andrè: "Yo ma nigga, what's up with Luke?"

Josh:"Nigga, he pulling a Kelsy up in this shit."

Dereck: "You mean a Chilean chastity belt?"

Isie: "HA GAY!"

by LucasDontDoThis March 17, 2014

Pulling a Titanic

When you talk a lot of shit, thinking you are the best, then just crumple and fail in your first attempt.

"Wow, Jeff was really pulling a Titanic when he crashed his car."

by stananananana September 18, 2017

Pulled a Smarty

Making a move or action that fucks over both yourself and others for the purpose of “comedy”

Zeroyalviking: “so let’s try this..”
ChilledChaos: “GOD DAMMIT ZE YOU PULLED A SMARTY “

by JmkingyNWO February 26, 2021

pulling an esma

To essentially become the biggest anchor known to man. Not even Zeus himself could lift it. Good for shoulder workouts on Thursdays.

Oh wow! You haven't done your part even though you've had more than enough time to complete the task and you have the nerve to show up to group meetings with a straight face? Damn, really pulling an Esma there.

by BroadShoulders September 18, 2017