throat pudding

A man's cum that a woman swallows

Charlie's wife was giving him head because she couldn't live without the throat pudding.

throat pudding by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

Dude with a Pude 

1.A guy who instead of having a dick he has a pude(pussy) in place of it.
2.A transvestite
3.The opposite of a chick with a dick.

Yo thats a dude with a pude.

Dude with a Pude by Justin November 3, 2003

Puddling 

During sex, a woman releases a decent sized puddle unto the man and/or sheets. This is not urine.

Dammit honey, you are puddling all over me!

Need to wash these sheets again, my girlfriend puddled last night.

I'm gonna fuck you so good that I make you puddle!

Puddling by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

pudwhapper 

An incompetent and annoying short-sighted person who isn't capable of performing the task at hand.

Someone who steps on your shoe and doesn't apologize (see the move "Heathers")

Jan - Why aren't those idiots done fixing the street yet???
Kristen - Because they're incompetent pudwhappers.

Jan - Word.

pudwhapper by Kristenevol August 17, 2012

Puddle Cheater 

A man who lays with women to receive free Meth from women or ex's and prefers to lay less with his woman the 80% the ex The 20%

I can not help you. You are a puddle cheater who cares for drugs and women with a love pipe.

Puddle Cheater by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Free Puddy 

Pussy for free, or at a very insignificant price/trade that merits the term 'free'.

You can say Free Pussy in public places with no consequence, like among friends at the bar talking about their mom last night.

Yo, your mom gave me the free pussy last night! I love that moose knuckle!

Jon gets the free puddy from the Hooters girl on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Free Puddy by puddyman April 12, 2005

Tongue Puddle 

While licking out a woman that is on there period they made bleed. When it does bleed the blood gathers on the tongue resulting in a tongue puddle of blood.

Ben: I was licking out Beth last night and then out of the blue she just exploded with her period shit all over my face! There was even a tongue puddle!

Joe: No fucking way!

Tongue Puddle by JamesH1995 October 17, 2011