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painting the puck

game played by hocky players where they form a circle jerk around a puck and the last one to contribute has to eat what's on it
That team was screwing around painting the puck rather than practicing.
by Stu 763 November 19, 2023
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The Wolfgang puck

Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free
I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.
by Smackislife January 9, 2024
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Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.
I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.
by Helvecta Heresy January 8, 2025
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A Pepe La puck

An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up
Look everybody he’s wife is Pulling A Carmen cuz he’s A Pepe La Puck
by Dadonn February 19, 2025
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Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.
"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"
by Darminator05 April 1, 2025
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Gentleman's Puck

Storing a used nicotine pouch between cards in one's wallet
"I can't handle the nicotine right now but I forgot my snus puck. It'd be a shame to throw it away"

"Just put it in your Gentleman's puck"
by turohabaneero October 21, 2025
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