Ploser

Ploser: person who uses plastic.

Dude did you just get a straw. What a fuckin ploser!

by wicked hazel July 20, 2018

Poser

Someone who represents something they're not in everyday life.

1) George W Bush is a poser, he's from Connecticut and poses as a Texas boy.

2) The midget behind the counter calling the soccer dad a suburban geek was from suburban Philly himself, which made him both a poser and a hypocrite. He was one of the hypocrites who thought everybody wasn't a hypocrite, especially himself.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

Poser

People who pretend to skate or have a skateboard but just carry it around most of the time girls but wearing skate clothes like thrasher or Santa Cruz

You don’t skate poser

by Tsunami skateboardinskateboard June 11, 2019

Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.

I can’t believe they are poser poor.

by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019

poser

that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.

*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”

by bequeef October 30, 2019

Poser

What skater boys call beginners 🙄

Asshole: She’s such a poser
Beginning Skater: I-

by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020

Poser

Someone posing as something other than who they are.

Never trust someone who claims to be a good guy/girl but isn't who they say they are/seem to be. Someone like that is a poser.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020