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Close of Play

Increasingly common on business bullshit bingo cards the English-speaking world over, 'close of play' is the latest way to say '5.30', presumably employed by people a) to make the working day seem more fun, by describing it as 'play' b) because they are cunts.

Presumably, like the equally execrable 'touch base', the expression originated in a shit American sport.
So where are we gonna be by close of play?

We're not playing. I'm working. You're talking like a prick.

Ok, I need to touch base with the client before close of play.

Oh right.
by BobbyBarcode October 22, 2012
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captain planet

A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.
Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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Ordinary, average female, moderately attractive but mentally stable.
I'll take a plain jane over a hot psycho-bitch every time, man.
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Kick That Nigger Bitch of the Plain

It's okay, he's part West African.
Guy with Burger-King hat: Kick that nigger bitch of the plain.
Other people: You can't say that :(
Guy with Burger-King hat: It's okay, i'm part West African
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Player

A cheating guy. Characteristics?
1. great at making girls fall for him; also at breaking hearts.
2. Moves from girl to girl
3. is never 100% faithful.
4. once a player always a player
5. talks to other girls while saying hes 'in love' with you and tells them the same thing
6. never know when to stop and cant realize whta they have
7. Usually attractive but dont let the pretty face fool you, hes ugly inside.
8. he will NEVER learn don't listen to him when he tries to get you back in his 'collection'
9. No matter how he looks at you orwhat he says or anything else says, you aren't any different from the dozens or other girls hes talked to.
10. he probably will not ackowledge you in person but will make up anexcuse for it later through text
If love isn't a game why are there so many Players (s)?
by A.L.L.People December 2, 2011
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plainville handshake

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.
I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?
by HoratioHornblower February 16, 2009
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captian planet

a superhero with a mullet
by your powers combined...i am captian planet!
by Irvin700 August 6, 2004
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