The Absolute Peach

A hilarious comedy podcast consisting of two British guys who talk about hilarious and random things. They have weekly segments such as "Chav Watch", "Joe Cuisine", and "Map of Shame". It is hosted by Ben Young and Joe Gallagher. The Absolute Peach has also coined some new, original words, such as tezzers, cretmeister, and 'zors. Joe is the wackier and crazier of the duo, while Ben is more serious and often criticizes Joe for being too silly or not making any sense. They have many catchphrases, such as "I actually hate you", "I don't understand!", and "niche".

Person 1: Did you hear the latest episode of The Absolute Peach?
Person 2: Yeah, it was total tezzers!

(intro music)
Ben: Welcome to The Absolute Peach.
Joe: You just reminded me of a unicorn!
Ben: ...

by saverpernerper April 30, 2010

Thats Peach

real sexy.....as sexy as you can get......to be a ten on a scale of 1-10

thats Peach baby..

or

Your sexy as Hell

Fuck your Fine

by Curtislyons March 28, 2008

Pacer

A torturous P.E. activity which involves running around with other morons to bad music.

Damn! We're doing the Pacer AGAIN?!

by Chickee July 6, 2005

greg peach

Someone with an absurdly loud voice. A closet raa. Consistent liar and excellent impersonator of various bo selecta characters. Usually fat and short, and with few friends and little charisma. Stunning resemblance to members of alvin and the chipmunk gang. Basically the ultimate wanker.

Man in Bar: That fat guy is well loud, wish he'd shut the fuck up about shagging prossies in prague.
Man(2): Tell me about it, complete tosser
Man(3): Yeh I know, hes a right greg peach.

by joe william plumb December 16, 2008

peacelock

A wizard who uses their powers for good instead of evil.

gangster: "i'm gonna shoot this baby in the face."
person: "not if i can do anything about it." *ZORPZ*
gangster: "what the...??! my gun just turned into a Mormon kitten! who are you?"
person: "me? oh nobody. i'm just a peacelock."
gangster: "lolz"

by The Real AC Slater July 17, 2010

Pacer Shuffle

A group of gay men trying to have a anal gangbang in the back of a small car.

Dude, I was walking down the street the other day and I passed by a "Pacer Shuffle" in front of Jim's house.

by assblasterrr September 29, 2010

Pacetti

A game, often played via email, in which the object is to obscure the meaning of simple written ideas with the use of arcane and inscrutable, but artful, prose.

I got another Pacetti email. It took me almost four minutes to figure out that it was saying he likes the McSweeney's article on sea turtles.

by SaltMaster4000 July 29, 2011