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Drunk minute

A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.
Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."
by Ward Indigo September 15, 2009
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drunk clown

a term used to describe a person at a party/event who is unable to control their alcohol consumption resulting in them constantly making a fool of themselves to those around them
Jeff was the drunk clown of the party last night as he kept spilling his drinks all over the show!
by Managerial Master March 28, 2022
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penis drunk

In men; the result of standards being lowered as the level of arousal rises.
"Dude, what was up with that butterface last night?"

"Leave me alone, I was penis drunk."
by arrowheadian July 19, 2012
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drunk mouth

when one has had too much to drink, and one talks all kinds of stupid.
Henry had drunk mouth last Thursday night; it has cost him some friends.
by John Wordsleuth March 2, 2020
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drunk-style

Drunk Style a.k.a. Drunkard Boxing:
Drunkard Boxing is one of the branches in the ground Kung Fu and is the most advanced one in martial art training. With a unique way in Chinese Kung Fu, drunkard boxing enables boxers to falter, waddle, fall and sway just like drunkards. They blend a series of drunkard-like, unsteady movements, actions and skills of the martial arts like Taichi, Monkey Boxing, Long Fist and Ground Boxing and try to confuse their opponents with special skills which often lead them to surprise triumphs. Execution of the drunkard boxing demands extreme flexibility of the joints as well as suppleness, dexterity, power and coordination all of which can be developed in the course of practice.

This set of style is self-created by Shifuo as a new style combining Ground Boxing, Monkey Boxing and Six Combination Boxing.
Martin: Didja see that fool's drunk-style?

Von: Yeah, it get's 'em everytime.
by Reaction November 9, 2008
mugGet the drunk-stylemug.

submarine drunk

When you get so drunk you flood all or a portion of your dwelling.
I got submarine drunk and now I have to replace the ceiling in the apartment below me.
by MarcDemo June 12, 2018
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Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober
Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.
by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020
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