by Slim Phast October 30, 2015
Get the all jokes asidemug. by Pants of Randy July 5, 2006
Get the someone's got jokes!mug. so someone makes fun of you cause your fat. what do you do. stutter about their ugliness? or play off your own body structure. you decide ;)
Dude 1. Man your such a fat ass!
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.
Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.
Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.
Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.
Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.
by a_penis_lol1 October 6, 2010
Get the fat joke comebacksmug. Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.
Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/
Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)
Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/
Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)
Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'
by Bellser July 29, 2006
Get the Bell's Jokes Lawmug. Used in the context of someone saying something offensive in a humorous manner and fearing potential repercussions
by MrBossMan750 January 28, 2022
Get the For legal reasons that's a jokemug. any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
by The Dingo February 5, 2005
Get the Dead Baby Jokesmug. A joke about Jada Pinkett Smith, where it’s pretending her for the lead role of the next GI Jane movie, because of her bald haircut.
PGRGV
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Chris Rock: Jada, I love you, GI Jane too, can’t wait to see it, alright
-Will Smith slaps Chris
Chris Rock: Wow, Will Smith just smacked the sh*t out of me
Will Smith: Keep my wife’s name out of your f*cking mouth
Chris Rock: Wow dude
Will Smith: Yes!
Chris Rock: It was a GI Jane joke
-Will Smith slaps Chris
Chris Rock: Wow, Will Smith just smacked the sh*t out of me
Will Smith: Keep my wife’s name out of your f*cking mouth
Chris Rock: Wow dude
Will Smith: Yes!
Chris Rock: It was a GI Jane joke
by Pablo Rico March 28, 2022
Get the GI Jane jokemug.