non-deterministic turing machine

A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.

Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.

by vaxt February 1, 2006

Non-renewable entertainment source

You know how there's non-renewable energy sources. Well, this is the exact same thing, but in the entertainment field.
It's when something (movie, TV show, etc.) becomes "unwatchable" after you've seen it a couple of times.
There are many factors that could affect it. Cast of characters, number of seasons, story, philosophy, etc.

Guy 1: Man, 'The Simpsons' is such a non-renewable source of entertainment.

Guy 2: Couldn't agree less mate.

***

Guy A: Dude, is it just me, or is 'How I Met Your Mother' quite boring these days?

Guy B: Nah, it is excruciating. Let's call it a non-renewable entertainment source.

***

Dude 1: Dude, I couldn't stand watching that non-renewable entertainment source with my girlfriend again!

Dude 2: The Proposal?

Dude 1: Yep.

by DirgeForNovember February 27, 2010

ur non existant gma

it just really means that your grandma is dead

Person:Ur MoM

You: ur non existant gma

by Er!cA-A December 8, 2021

one millimeter non-defeater

A One millimeter non-defeater is an extremely tiny micro penis, a real baby carrot, which can usually be found on gay dudes with daddy issues.

"hey Audrey, I don't know if you know this but, the dude your dating, Preston, has a one millimeter non-defeater." Toren said. " Really? wow, no wonder he turned me down when I tried to take his pants off."

by Scooby Snaxcks September 28, 2023

Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018

Non-stop pure graft

Bev coult

“Look at bev coult building paths in Langley park”
“Non-stop pure graft that like hewwww”

by Seth creswells smegma April 28, 2021

Non-helpful helpful boomer

The non-helpful helpful boomer is typically found in online groups on Facebook, but can infest other sites. The non-helpful helpful boomer will see a question asked online and will feel a compulsive urge to answer the question, even if they don't have any answers. Some may in fact use the opportunity to brag about something expensive they own to do the job.

For example;

"Hey does anybody know if I can use a printer to print out the templates to use and save some money, as I'm a little broke?"
Nh.h.b: "I would never, it takes too much time, but I do own a brand new top of the line cricut machine that I use to do it all for me."

Other nh.h.b. "I buy mine precut, so I don't know"

Third nh.h.b "Sheep are nice"

I can't use Facebook groups anymore because they are overrun with non-helpful helpful boomers.

by EvilA.J. February 22, 2023