Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.

It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.

by mal_42 July 11, 2023

Tears of Tragedy

best band ever so real

I love Tears of Tragedy

by ezcema October 21, 2023

Tear out her wings

When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.

Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.

by poobah597 March 18, 2019

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Mad Tear

A Mad Tear refers to boning anything and everything that will hold still long enough. often referred to as going on a mad tear or he is on a mad tear

I went on a mad tear last week and now it burns when I pee.

by Rip1 February 19, 2013

Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.

"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019