A state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn't photoshopped or surgery'd to 'perfection' is less than woman enough for their fat nerd sex.
Fearne Cotton does not meet my Fat Nerd Standards, I would much rather masturbate over hentai or Pamela Anderson.
by TheOneAndOnlyShane July 10, 2010
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Bill is such a stoner nerd that he watched all the Lord of the Rings movies non stop for a week the only reason he stopped was because he broke his bong with his foam sword he made for LARPing.
by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011
Get the Stoner Nerd mug.a person who dose not project nerdy qualities but still has them. the person is commonly an athlete most of the time they come out about there inner nerd when they are in college to there close friends and team mates.
college sports fan: hey great game! 3 tri's way to go!
college rugby player: thanks a lot!
later that day:
college rugby player: hey before we go get the kegs and shit for the party i want to watch return of the Jedi.
other college rugby player: alright bro, yo when are you going to come out about you inner nerd.
college rugby player: I don't know man its hard to be an in the closet nerd. i just don't know.
college rugby player: thanks a lot!
later that day:
college rugby player: hey before we go get the kegs and shit for the party i want to watch return of the Jedi.
other college rugby player: alright bro, yo when are you going to come out about you inner nerd.
college rugby player: I don't know man its hard to be an in the closet nerd. i just don't know.
by Rocheman4280 August 27, 2013
Get the in the closet nerd mug.Noun: 1. One who could be classified as a nerd, but exhibits the quality of an athlete as well. 2. A jock or an athlete who has subtle and discrete nerd tendencies.
Robert is a nerdicler; he is really athletic but he also indulges in World of Warcraft.
Jim is a nerdicler; he hides his MMORPG addiction from his friends, who all know him as a studly jock.
Jim is a nerdicler; he hides his MMORPG addiction from his friends, who all know him as a studly jock.
by Andrew Stephen Miller March 27, 2008
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The Simpsons (in its heyday), Futurama, South Park, The Mario, Donkey Kong and Zelda franchise of video games, and the ability to communicate with anyone in the entire world in a fraction of a second are just some of the awesome things we can attribute to nerds.
by Millsy86 October 30, 2012
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"You should call .nerd and see what he thinks."
"You should call .nerd and see what he thinks."
by Alex Hastie November 9, 2006
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