Any Time Machine

ATM also known to the well educated populous as the automated teller machine.

Could you please direct me to the nearest Any Time Machine, I would like to make a withdrawal.

Yo Tella! Ware dat Any Time Machine be at?!! I stack paper all day! 24/7!

by Krystianity March 2, 2010

Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011

7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven

Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine

by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018

machine gun smoking

The act of inhaling, and immediately "shooting" the smoke out of your mouth before taking another drag.

hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! would be a literal explanation of machine gun smoking

by egopimp August 14, 2006

Trumpian Hate Machine

A slang term for America’s current class of outrageously wealthy white supremacists who have remained in power since America was born.

That fine, upstanding and mind-bogglingly well-funded network known as the Trumpian Hate Machine is steadily gaining traction while the rest of us sleep!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

Alabama Mud Machine

When one male inserts his penis into another male's anus. The receiving male then evacuates his rectum onto the penetrating male's penis.

Even though this caryies a Southern name this is actually a term from up North on the West and East Coast.

I sure would love to Alabama Mud Machine that guys cock.

by Friend of a Friend's Friend February 22, 2011

Florence and the Machine

When you have a small cock but really big balls - named after the band of the same name.

"oi bruv, i just saw florence and the machine in the mens toilets."

by purepremium100 August 25, 2011