Mike 

Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.

"He is my future," she said, for Mike is a Mike. And a Mike is what somebody would call perfection in it's purest and rarest way.

Mike by Reality's blood December 5, 2016

Mike 

The kindest man at the camera store. Super sexy.

Who's that bodacious man at the camera store?

That's Mike

Mike by TheOtterOfLyfe July 29, 2017

Mike Perry 

A UFC fighter with a big mouth and big power. Perry also has a midget penis.

Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.

Mike Perry by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017

Mike 

This specimen is the hottest guy you will ever meet. In his own words, he can pick up any chick he wants. He has a jawline that can cut paper. He drives only the coolest of cars (it's worth $50,000 bro!!). He's in only the coolest of fraternities (not Sigma Chi cause that's gei). This mans can chuck only the fattest of clouds. Many consider him to be the grand master wizard of the Vape Nation. The sexy a$$, confident frat boy is all you need to fulfill your dreams (unless, of course, you are not trying to be in an abusive relationship). He will buy you anything you want (cause his dad is rich (and oh yeah, he is worth $2.7 million)). He is very mindful of personal boundaries and will respect woman cause that is what he is good at. (PS - sucks toes if you ask)

Matt: "Dude, maybe she wasn't into you."

Mike: "That's not possible. I literally did nothing wrong! I was the perfect boyfriend. Like, I am so sexy and rich and smart. I literally could get any girl I want. But I chose Her. She should be fucking greatful"

Matt: "Yeah man. You are so right. I don't know what I was thinking. You are the greatest person I have ever met and I am so glad to be able to know a man that is caring as you are."

Mike by i swear im not gei April 8, 2019

Mike 

Mike-ock

Hey did you hear about what happened to Mike?
No. Who's Mike.
Shove Mike-ock up your ass!

Mike by 69420JoeMama69420 October 22, 2019

Mike Hart 

Actually participates in no shave November

"Dude, let's do no shave November"
"Aw hell no you really don't want to pull a Mike Hart do you?"

Mike Hart by Aidan1214 November 18, 2019

Mike Tysoned 

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.

Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now

Mike Tysoned by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020