help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013

i'm ugly!

what most attractive people say

Person 1: "Ohh, God, spare me, I'm ugly!"
Person 2: "Just shut the fuck up."

by Person (: September 5, 2010

M.I.A

M.I.A( missing in action). Most people go m.i.a when there going through a lot or don't want to talk. M.I.A people will not answer there phone for days at a time. Some take time to reflect or think about what's hurting them or how they feel.

bailey went m.i.a have you heard from her?

by xxsad.badbitchxx January 10, 2020

I'm With You

- It commonly means, "I agree with you."

- It can be a gesture of trust, "I believe in you."

- It can be a gesture of romantic love, loyalty, infatuation, "we're miles apart, but my heart is with you."

- Or a song by Canadian singer-songwriter Avril Lavigne for her debut album, Let Go.

Agreement: "Yes, yes. I hear what you're saying. I'm with you."

Infatuation: "I just met you and this is crazy, but I... I'm with you."

by dantheladysman December 17, 2012

I'm on that weird part of youtube again

A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity.

From YOUTUBE -- BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
32,041,195 views

Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up

why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up

Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up

I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up

by Tenacious Faulker January 12, 2012

I'm soft

Something commonly said when someone sees something happy and wholesome. Often times said things will evoke strong feelings of happiness. Someone who's feeling soft may feel like being nice to people or making cute content. Basically someone who's feeling soft feels like throwing uwus everywhere.

P1: "I'm soft after seeing that video of military parents seeing their children"
P2: "Yeah, that was so wholesome"

by 10000beez May 28, 2019

I know I'm forgetting something

A gut feeling you get when you're about to leave to go somewhere. You know you're forgetting something essential to your trip/destination but can't immediately place your finger on it.

The feeling is strange and based mostly on intuition, similar to deja vu. If you get this feeling, you may be tempted to dismiss it as a delusion, but after a short period of time something will trigger your memory and you will remember what it is you forgot. To avoid any inconveniences, the best thing to do when you get this feeling is to run through a mental or physical checklist on what you have packed and what you haven't.

This notion made an appearance in the 1990 family movie, Home Alone, when the main character, Kevin, is forgotten at home by his parents on their Christmas vacation to France.

Joe: "You ready for this trip to Amsterdam?"
Brett: "Hell yes, the only problem is that I know I'm forgetting something, but I can't think of what it is."
Joe: "Oh, don't worry about it... you probably just forgot to feed the dog."
(3 hours later, when checking in at the airport)
Brett: "Shit! I forgot my passport!"

by chris1152 March 29, 2009