Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.
A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.
A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.
by SilverWings2018 May 06, 2020
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 05, 2023
Getting to second base at the very best (though usually it’s usually just making out). Often referred to as an actual hookup for bragging rights, except it’s not. Can also be applied to those in a relationship
Pat: Yo, I just hooked up with my girl Blaire the other night
Pat’s friend Kris: Wait, but was it an ACTUAL hookup, or a Long Island hookup?
Pat: Fuck
Pat’s friend Kris: Wait, but was it an ACTUAL hookup, or a Long Island hookup?
Pat: Fuck
by sirhc.35 October 28, 2019
Highly popular song from the 9th studio album of Metallica, Death Magnetic, somewhat of a grandson of Enter Sandman in some peoples opinion.
by Dracomier Robinson February 27, 2014
The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:
Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?
Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.
Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.
by Kurtisheath October 06, 2008
After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!
by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011
that burrito resulted in a long-term relationshit.
by peaceboneagain May 03, 2010