lonerrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged frequently and in liquid form resulting from the feeling of loneliness. Primary lonerreah can occur in acute and chronic form and stems from the anxiety and irrational fear of remaining forever single. Flare ups most commonly occur in the evening and on holidays such as Valentine's Day and New Years Eve.

She missed the new years eve party due to a sudden episode of lonerrhea.

by Chloéé December 18, 2021

Lonergy

When you don't have any friends because you want to protect your energy.

Grandmather : where are your friends
Cassie: I don't have any because I lonergy

Grandmather: that's why you have amazing energy

by Energy protecter January 30, 2022

loser

cole

cole is a loser

by 18737382837 February 7, 2022

Loser

A "loser" is someone like Rayhero. Don't be a loser nerd idiot like him.

Normal person: Hey! What do you think you're doing Loser?!
Nerd: Ah sorry, I learned it from Rayhero.

by lapispheonix April 9, 2022

loerf

A loerf is a type of person that is handsome and gets a lot of girls

Oh my God you are such a loerf

by Quinn b fletcher October 13, 2022

Loser Jarrett

This guys a total loser

loser jarrett

by eggbird January 2, 2023

Loser

A person who fails terribly at whatever they are trying to do, and often contributes to loss.

New Zealand “cricketer” Mitchell Santner is a loser.

by Piss Cringle January 30, 2023