The Steve law refers to the by-laws implemented upon commencing a relationship with the opposite or same sex. The law states:
Section 1.1:
Being a dick to a partner actually makes them want you that much more.
Section 1.2:
Ignoring a partner will result in them calling/communicating more often for fear of loss.
**Caution: Implementation of the aforementioned articles can lead to loss of the partner if abused or used to frequently. For example, you want to ignore the partner just enough so they think you're busy and cool, but not too much to make them think you're uninterested.
Section 1.1:
Being a dick to a partner actually makes them want you that much more.
Section 1.2:
Ignoring a partner will result in them calling/communicating more often for fear of loss.
**Caution: Implementation of the aforementioned articles can lead to loss of the partner if abused or used to frequently. For example, you want to ignore the partner just enough so they think you're busy and cool, but not too much to make them think you're uninterested.
Steve: Hey I'm Steve!
Random Girl: Hey, maybe you should call me tonight?
*Use of the Steve Law*
Steve: naw, I'm busy, but next week I can.
Melissa: Omg girlfriends! Lemme tell you about this guy, Steve, he's soooo cool but I havn't talked to him in like forever!
Victoria: shut the front door! Go call him girl! You don't want that piece of meat getting away!
Random Girl: Hey, maybe you should call me tonight?
*Use of the Steve Law*
Steve: naw, I'm busy, but next week I can.
Melissa: Omg girlfriends! Lemme tell you about this guy, Steve, he's soooo cool but I havn't talked to him in like forever!
Victoria: shut the front door! Go call him girl! You don't want that piece of meat getting away!
by Maverick03 March 10, 2009
by Jojo Popz August 10, 2009
Ezzy's Law was coined by Ezzy (aka the-spoopy-homosexual, the-old-homosexual, the-ol-homosexual, and other names on Tumblr) stating "If a white guy says the word “intelligent”, 95% of the time, he’s racist or smth"
(racist url) on a reblog about racism, homophobia, etc: Haha, I am still more intelligent than you
(Someone else): Ezzy's Law
(Someone else): Ezzy's Law
by The-Ol-Homosexual October 22, 2019
Armandos law was used back in Nazi Germany which states- never date white women. All they do is eat hot chip and lie.
Ayo "homie" what are you doing. You're going against Armandos law
You are the definition of "Armandos Law" because all you do is eat hot chip and lie.
You are the definition of "Armandos Law" because all you do is eat hot chip and lie.
by TheLegend27Mk2 November 09, 2020
The theory that LGBTQ people, like stand users in the popular series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, are brought together and can gather together as friends/enemies/social circles by total accident. Many LGBTQ people have had experience with this bizarre social phenomenon. Not to be confused with Bidoof's Law
'I met all my closest friends before any of us realised we were all LGBTQ, I guess this is just another case of Hazamada's Law ! '
by melty September 19, 2019
Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.
(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)
(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)
Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.
Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.
Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!
by Philleepe January 08, 2015
The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.
Q: Gun control doesn’t work!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
by vamonos a la playa January 02, 2013