ach-jew

term used in public to denote jewy-ness without seeming too obvious. Say it like your sneezing....substitute achoo with ach-jew.

While shopping for bags, Jen asked me if I liked the purse covered in gold chains and baubles....I replyed "Ach-jew!"

by shiksamama August 22, 2009

Jew Twist

1. When a jewish guy puts his giant jew nose in a woman's orifice and then twists her nipples while they both scream yiddish phrases like "mazel tov" and "shalom."

2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.

Sammie: Hey, Caitlin, how was your date with Mr. Goldstein last night?
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.

by The New Lizard King July 23, 2010

jew exchange

When two jewish people walk up to each other wearing their yarmulkes and put their hand on the other jews hat and put it on their head. Bassically switching yarmulkes.

We were playing basketball at the park when two guys wearing weird hats walked up to each other like they were about to do a drug deal, then they quickly switched hats and walked away without a word. The cops came up to us later asking us if we had seen a jew exchange take place.

by Conner Steinhorst April 26, 2011

Super Jew

a person who gets circumcised twice due to the first failing

dave :"I have to get a second circumcision because the first failed"
jack: "That must make you a super jew"

by double circumcision March 9, 2019

Booze Jew

One who is a stinge with their alcohol. One who hoards any sizeable quantity of liqour whilst claiming they cannot come off with any much the same as Jews hoard metal and gems. Completely interchangeable with the names Jeanne or Jarrod. Also Vodka Kike.

Alcoholic 1: "Mom, let me get a shot"

Alcoholic 2: "Dude, get the fuck off my bottle, I guess I

gotta go hide the shit."

Alcoholic 1: "Mom's a fuckin bitch dude."

Alcoholic 3: "She's a total fuckin booze jew dude."

by Jocogen3 September 2, 2013

jew lighting

burning down a house, or business to collect money to make a profit.

did you hear about cold stone and what happened with their jew lighting?!!?

by suppa jewww March 21, 2010

wandering jew

a jew after ww2

Jarret, a wandering jew, had fled the city because his non jewish friends were bullying him

by imoncrackandmeth24.7 August 3, 2019