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Jason

Jason is a young man with a fetish for females with male genitalia.

He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
- Did he just hang up on me?
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
by Isha boi November 22, 2021
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Jason

Someone who likes to use underaged people for sexual gratification, uses YouTubers and fans to get NASCAR memorablilia, use boiler credit cards and pay day loans to buy an expensive sim rig, spends 18 hours a day streamign iRacing, beats his girlfriend, neglects his son, thinks he has autism, is delusional, and thinks they raced in NASCAR, and would get a NASCAR ride from iRacing.
"Damn, that person is a Jason and they need to stop thinking they raced in NASCAR and need to get mental help."
by BroSmellMyFart September 28, 2020
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Takes jokes to heart
Jason you're shit at fifa

guys yer actually so mean
by bigwangry-an August 1, 2021
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Jason

If you wanna be a Jason then you got to put in work.
by Richardslinger746 February 22, 2021
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Jason aherne

Some gay ass white dude trying to be a black. He has a very small willy and no friends
Jason Aherne is gayer than thomas jones
by ClappedJap May 31, 2018
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A person who is very smart & intelligible, while it may not seem so at first he is very knowledgeable and has a tendency to cuss a lot. But all around a great person to be around (especially if you are knowledgeable). He does tend to make a harsh joke or two but it's all part of the game, and he has an unhealthy obsession with leg hairs
Jason is a smart af person
by Quirkywriter February 21, 2025
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A Ghanian pigeon who is 4 ft 2 and his hair is like a fucking bush. Loves white girls and he also has a small dick
Jason is a Ghanian pigeon.
by Reliable definitions November 25, 2021
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