wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.

Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.

by shrootbux February 15, 2023

Wild nasty

When someone says something nasty out in public or in a non personal environment

I don't want to her about what you and your boyfriend did last night you wild nasty, we're at target

by #SparkleButts December 27, 2016

Wild Tuna

A large man that would need to be weighed like a large wild fish off the fishing boat.

“Look at the size of that guy, he is a wild tuna”

by anonymous December 17, 2020

wild chicken

When you go to a chicken house full of black chicken and see how many you can impregnate before the owner catches you and puts a screen door in your ass

Tyson caught Morgan performing a wild chicken and Morgan is now in the hospital

by Lilstumpjumper February 23, 2024

The Lord of The Wild

You handsome boiiiiiiii

You're the lord of the wild .

by Desmond17779 July 18, 2019

african wild life

This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)

Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure

by Tinmanhaspenis March 21, 2017

J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.

“Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

“Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”

by anonymous December 21, 2023