Grass

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Grass bass

Any edible land grazing animal. Such as cows, deer and lamb

Person 1: hey any luck fishing today?
Person 2: no ima just gonna go to the store and get some grass bass.

by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Grass

The mysterious green spikes that lies on the other side of the portal (door) you don't know what it is.

Touch Grass.

by Shimuf May 17, 2023

Poo-Grass

The stinky poo-laden grass that flies back at you, from either wind or deflection, while mowing a lawn saturated with piles of poo.

I was mowing the lawn and poo-grass got blown into my mouth.

by Douglas78 July 2, 2011

Grass Shinobi

Grass shinobi. Meaning... Getting a kill in a pvp game by a crazy way in which is an mmo or shooter game.

Wow! What A Grass Shinobi Moment!!!

by Grass Shinobi January 16, 2021

grass#0326

A fucking person who has no fucking sense of self. He jokes around non-existent jokes and even fucking jacks himself off when doing so.

grass#0326 is a fucking bitch.

by kryf_ April 24, 2023