Hoagie

A cheap hooker that smells like salami.

“Yo I fucked that hoagie in scroungy motel”

by Hoagliemyjoaglie March 9, 2020

Hoagie

A cheap hooker that smells like salami.

“Yo I fucked that hoagie in a sketchy ass motel”

by Hoagliemyjoaglie March 10, 2020

Hoodie

Basically a large sweatshirt with a big ass pocket and hood to hide yourself in. Very loose and your girlfriend loves yours.

Gf-dude I’m so cold, gimme your damn hoodie.
By-sure babe, I’m not that cold anyways.

by GizmoGeek1224 March 12, 2020

hoodie addicted dumb bitch

Casey With

Casey is a hoodie addicted dumb bitch

by urgayass March 13, 2020

Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.

I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.

by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020

hookie nookie

playing hookie or going in late intenionally to your job, class, appointment, etc only because you wanna have sex.

"How about a little hookie nookie then?" Ask blair to her girlfriend of 3 nights. Chelsea thought how many classes she'd missed so far

by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020

Hoogity boogity

Ghetto ass music being played very loud

Mark:*BLASTING NBA YOUNGBOY MUSIC*
Sarah:*beats on door like the police* MAN!! If you don’t turn that hoogity boogity shit down I know something.

by I'm.dah.kid October 22, 2020