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helman

literally meaning "poo hole poker"; Most commonly used in the spanglish language meaning to "give it from behind".
Often this term was used in battle in late wars when someone was shot in the buttocks, or shot someone in the backside.
Man he really put the helman to her.

My firearm discharged on accident and gave my best friend quite the helman of an injury.
by anonymouswww December 9, 2007
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taiwanese space helmet

When a man puts his head in a womans vagina. Hence covering his head like a space helmet
by 1337m4n November 8, 2007
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helmetbreath

by sandro leone June 6, 2003
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Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
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Helmet Sticker

A reward for a job well done. Generally when a guy makes a great prediction or great comeback to an insult, he should be awarded helmet sticker. Sould only be used for special occasions.

Originally a helmet sticker was a team decal given to a player that made a great play. Generally players with a lot of helmet stickers are really good players. Originated at the Ohio State University by coach Woody Hayes and trainer Ernie Biggs in 1968.
Guy 1: Dude, I told you the first time I met that chick something wasn't right about her.

Guy 2: Yeah too bad it took me 6 months to figure it out

Guy 1: Shoulda listened to me.

Guy 2: You deserve a helmet sticker for that one.
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Guy 1: I got that chick's number

Guy 2: She's a 9 your a 5, you deserve a helmet sticker.
by shutterA March 10, 2010
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helmet camp

A summer camp for tall people, where they must wear helmets -- due to hitting their heads on "overhead" objects.
Hey Mason, I thought your pants were 34 x 22. Hey Jon, I thought you were at helmet camp.
by GarMan October 30, 2013
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helmintoller

an badass bitch who dont take shit from nobody and will kill anyone who gets in her way
can be sensitive but stays strong, will stand up fo the people she loves and will willingly take her shirt off to anyone who needs it.
dude did you see that fight, that bitch must have been a helmintoller
by itoldyaso123 August 2, 2016
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