gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017

gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.

My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.

by Jdizzlefromtctx December 4, 2017

Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.

After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.

by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018

Goochy Goo

An accumulation of pussy juices around the gooch after a long hard sex session.

She so damn wet she left me full of Goochy goo

by Inomon June 3, 2018

gobschmack

A threatened species whwich once roamed the world in such purification. Carbon monoxide emissions from sheep are responsible for the deaths of millions of gobschmacks. Witnesses of gobschmacks define their sound as "half bushpig and half walrus" The word is also used to describe humans with rare nature, often conducting decision making of a disturbing nature to common humans.

Oh, that guy just ate some of that fence! He must be a fucking gobschmack!

by Gobschmack June 13, 2018

GOOCH CLAT

When your booty makes a rumbling vibration/sound from a ferocious fart.

"Oh brother, I just felt my gooch clat!"

by eeecha September 18, 2018

Gooch

Gooch Also known as Beaufort's Bridge in the SW of Scotland, possibly named after the Weapons Dump site of Beaufort's Dyke, as it seperates the Irish & Scottish coast & is Full o' Shite from WW2 so it keeps you out of the shit

Bought new skiddies fur work & the bastid things have given Beauforts Bridge Gooch a right sair yin I'm gaun tae hae tae pit the bogroll on Ice & stuff it doon them

by ADifferenceBetweenDaft&Stupid November 15, 2018