by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022
Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024
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by Ky weber November 19, 2023
When you stick your male part in the Tampa bay, and collect the dust from the rocks off the bottom of the bay, and then have a Tampa Seagull edge off each layer of dust, and then you spread your seed all in the bay. Which later creates new manatees constructed from your male seed.
by tampagooner33 February 09, 2025
A Goon Bubbler can refer to any person who "goon bubbles", the act of "goon bubbling" is being so aroused in any scenario where bubbles start popping out of your dick.
Most cases happen with people who haven't ever had any sexual or even romantic relationships. With a typical case the "goon bubble" session can last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. With a continuous stream of bubbles erupting quite quickly from a penis.
A subject feels very aroused when this activity occurs. It is quite rare and very taboo to mention aloud. If people find out you are a goon bubbler they will most likely bully you for having a bitchless alpha mindset.
If I find out you're a goon bubbler I will have to sacrifice you to an altar, of any kind shape or form.
Most cases happen with people who haven't ever had any sexual or even romantic relationships. With a typical case the "goon bubble" session can last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. With a continuous stream of bubbles erupting quite quickly from a penis.
A subject feels very aroused when this activity occurs. It is quite rare and very taboo to mention aloud. If people find out you are a goon bubbler they will most likely bully you for having a bitchless alpha mindset.
If I find out you're a goon bubbler I will have to sacrifice you to an altar, of any kind shape or form.
Person 1: "Eww look at that guy. I heard his name is Nathan... my friend told me that Nathan is a GOON BUBBLER"
Person 2: "Aw dude I feel bad for Nathan, poor guy probably cant handle the addiction. Or maybe he likes it?.."
Person 2: "Aw dude I feel bad for Nathan, poor guy probably cant handle the addiction. Or maybe he likes it?.."
by CyberPanda1670 May 17, 2025