German-American Paradox

The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.

"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."

by geekchic1987 May 21, 2008

gerbal hider

a rorx

stop it you sicko

by rooooooookkkkkkbbbeeeeeeeeeee May 23, 2003

German Sock

The act which a man fills up a condom with diarrhea and the ties a knot at the end. Then he will use his dick to shove it up a woman's vagina

I just gave your girlfriend a German Sock!

by zsun_44 September 24, 2005

Gerbaldicus

An old man who enjoys sexually pleasing his dog or parrot, he cant keep his thoughts to himself and often masturbates in public.

MY fried gerald is such a gerbaldicus!

by Mind Trap December 11, 2004

germanism

A habitual or characteristic manner of doing something; distinctive in style, behavior or speech that is typical of the German culture.

He has an annoying germanism of eating sauerkraut with every meal

by schofty May 14, 2008

German Sandwich

When a guy is fucking a girl and when he is about to jizz two guys punch him, resulting in two black eyes.

how'd you get your black eyes?

German sandwich....

by sporkafish January 23, 2011

German Mudmask

When you pay a prostitute to put slices of Cucumber over your eyes, and shit on your face.

Frank: "Billy got pink eye"

Billy: "How?!?"

Frank: "He bought a German Mudmask."

by SK1LL4XED June 15, 2011