Garda

Calm down
Stressy

M8 you should GARDA!

by e$sexm8 October 14, 2015

gardevoir effect

The gardevoir effect is an effect that makes you guard someone with your life like the pokemon gardevoir does.

gardevoir effect!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you drawing that!?

by Eren Yeeter December 9, 2020

moonlight gardening

To take an old mans penis in your mouth, and receive gratefully

"Do you want to come to mine and do some moonlight gardening?"

"Yes."

by Aphex2 December 17, 2008

Adult Gardening

The act of inserting two hands, simultaneously into a woman's rectum and vagina at the same time without making fists.

Blake decided to try out some adult gardening when he double-spaded that girl.

by adult-gardener May 2, 2009

Race Gard

I came up with this term to show the act of protecting one's own race against attack from other races. Particularly protecting the White Race. It is a play on the minorities practice of deploying the “race card” every time something doesn't go the way they wanted it to go. This term could also be used as the name of a White Super Hero.

The White Firefighters in New Haven, who were denied promotion because of their skin color, put in an urgent call for Race Gard. Like the mighty warrior he is, Race Gard swooped in to save the day, sending Al and his followers back into the holes they crawled out of.
reverse discrimination al sharpton superhero naacp black panthers affirmative action

by RaceGard June 6, 2009

The Garden

The garden is Madison Square Garden in New York City. The garden is commonly mistaken to be the TD Garden in Boston but it’s not. The garden is also known as The World’s Most Famous Arena

“I’m going to a hockey game at The Garden,” Said John.
“Oh who are the bruins playing?”
“No it’s the rangers it’s at The Garden.”

by Joel Moya January 11, 2018

snake of the garden

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)

"Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!"

by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008