G Fresh

contraction of "Geoff Fresh", or "Geoffrey Fresh", sometimes used as G (Fresh), it is used as a nom de plume to indicate a strong tongue-in-cheek response or recommendation or assignment or attribution to the author, one who is named "Geoff" or "Geoffrey". One can also use a mitigated version, as in "G (fresher than most)". The usages are an intellectualization of Geoff's emotional or intentional states of mind when presented as a salutation and authorship.

In a letter to a friend, example:
(discussing Apple's new phone product release)

What do you mean, "almost complete"?

Hell, they're sucking out your bodily fluids while you sleep for their alien experiments... Pretty soon, you'll wake up and say, " Steve IS my savior, no one else maketh me to lie down in green pastures..."

What is next? Perhaps the latest Apple 'next great thing'? A smart TV? .... Electrode implantation?

You just need to clone the whole family for the almighty fruit, blessed be it! Apple suite of products for everyone!!

I genuflect in the direction of Cupertino,

G fresh

by QPower December 15, 2011

Epic Fresh Boi

A epic gamer boy who can't give a shit about taking showers and refuses to take them

i am Epic Fresh Boi

by gay joke...why not ;-; November 14, 2019

Chilly Fresh

To be super cool or awesome. Also used to describe good clothing style. The complete opposite of Thomas Everett Guidrey.

“Do you know who's Chilly Fresh?” “Elisabro, Melani Mariah Hargrave, Brookie Wookie, and Biggie B but NOT Thomas Everett Guidrey.”

by Melaniabro March 30, 2021

Little tree fresh

When a chicks vagina is so stanky you have to hang little tree air fresheners off of your cock to kill the smell. Black ice is the best. It's also advised that you wrap it up.

Did you fuck kelsey last night bro?
Yeah, her pussy stank so bad I had to do a little tree fresh

by Rob Van Winkle June 27, 2017

hot and creamy, fresh and steamy

Doo Doo. Freshly laid. So fresh that its hot, mushy, and a little steam rises off of it.

The girl's bathroom reeks! Becca must have laid some hot and creamy, fresh and steamy.

by Lil' Taste October 27, 2016

retro fresh

a style in which something new or modern is designed to look retro.

Damn that chair is retro fresh!

by Dan727 August 12, 2007

SOLE FRESH

Compiles of Nick Fury and Captain X or Nardo and Know, respectively.

When one hears the best music they are hearing SOLE FRESH.

This music is on point. It's SOLE FRESH.

by sexyylover November 16, 2009