fat cunt

what a married man needs to call his overweight wife when taking her from behind just to get off.

The first time called my wife a fat} cunt, i was so afraid but I came so hard--now it is just like her nickname. Our son loves to call her a fat cunt, too.

Most wives become fat cunts by the time they reach aged 40 and each eventually comes to accept that truth.

by the Fireworks Guy November 2, 2010

Fat Ugly Bitches

These animals have way to high standards, and ruin lives of many handsome individuals. They are sassy lazy and then complain about their figure and don't want to do anything about it.

Fat Ugly Bitches: I want a man over 6 feet with bulky muscles and a big dick.

Handsome 6ft Man: I don't date fat bitches!

Crowd: ROASTED!!!!!!!

by EatHerAss1445 March 8, 2019

fat bitches

something that you dont want to come across... believe me

Dude, look at that fat bitch... now we know who ate all the pies.

by Dannyboy August 8, 2004

fat shack

Fat Shack (adjective) Usually used when smoking marijuana to describe when someone has taken a large hit or toke from a bong pipe or joint.

(Joe takes a large hit of marijuana)
Joe:Oh mann that was a fat shack
Bob: I know now im soo stoned

by shawn6589 September 1, 2008

Fat Hider

Noun 1. A female shirt/blouse which is tight around the breasts and proceeds to balloon out at the bottom like a circus tent covering their fat, like no one around can tell that they are trying to hide it. 2. To fool the male individual into thinking they are skinnier than they really are, especially at bars or after a male has been intoxicated.

Wow, you may think. Why if a girl is not pregnant, would she be wearing a shirt that makes her look so... HUGE!? I will go ahead and guess that the reason has to be that she has never had a guy come up to her and say, "Hey bitch, are you pregnant? No? Well than, why the fuck are you wearing that shirt?" Instead she hangs around with her other FAT friends and hears something like, "OMGGGG, that shirt looks SOOOOOOOOOOO cute on you!!!!"

1. Harrison: omg...

Mike: What?

Harrison: Their all wearing fat hiders...

Mike: lol


2. Harrison: WTF!!

Mike: Yea man I know! This bar is full of Fat Hiders!

by Harrison S. & Mike S. June 25, 2008

Fat Smuggler

I female who battens down the hatches, lets say, and looks phenomenal out at the club, bar, random frat jungle party, etc. Only, when you take said female home with you and her clothes are removed you are finally introduced to all the fat she smuggled in with her to one of the previously described locations.

Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.

"Dude I heard you went home with Tina last night. She is banging."

"Dude, not really..."

"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."

"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."

"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."

"Dude, total fat smuggler..."

"Burn."

by m3plus4 May 14, 2009

Fat Tramp

Used to describe a poverty stricken person or persons from Teeside. The tramp is uncharacteristly fat because of the amount of leftover parmo's and kebabs, found in their primary food source locations such as bins & skips, they consume. The Fat Tramp is known to drink any liquid with an alcohol content, Methanol & Glycol is a particular favourite. The Fat Tramp can be identified by ill fitting dirty tracksuit bottoms and holy dress shirt combination.

Check out that Fat Tramp, I can smell him from here. Look at his Trackies I bet there Primark rejects

by Fat Tramp AFFF September 18, 2010