Sir Fapsalot

That guy you know who is open about fapping, tells you when he faps AND WHAT HE FAPS TO. He can be the real chill guy but when he gets home he gets it on with himself.

Girl 1: My boyfriend spends like 2 hours in the bathroom everyday!
Girl 2: Pshhhh he's obviously a Sir Fapsalot

by Depths of the Internet April 29, 2015

fapoof

To fart into your own hand, and creativly throw it at someone, or in someones face.

Thomas Fapoofed Dave

by Tommy The Talent November 16, 2007

Faptime Folder

The folder on a computer that someone uses to store all their porn.

My internet got shut off so I had to dig through my faptime folder to find something to masturbate too.

by Stevile September 4, 2011

Fapling

Fapling is usually used to describe a baby of somebody who faps excessively. Fapling is usually a cut down like "shut up you little fapling" or something of said nature but can be used in a comical nature .

Dude, that little fapling is hilarious

by uglybuddy6 February 24, 2012

Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.

Finally! My own fapping station!

by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014

fappingly

An adverb, describing an otherwise gorgeous sight (See fap)

"Dude...that girl is fappingly gorgeous."

by barleychugginseed February 14, 2015

fappision

A portmanteau of the words "fap" and "decision". It's when you take a decision in a post-nut clarity state.

Damn, I can't decide! I'll leave it to a fappision.

by MrShadowy May 31, 2021