Fairy

A portmanteau of "fat" and "hairy."

Man, I need to lose some weight and shave, I feel so fairy.

by Fountain&Fairfax March 26, 2016

Fairy Dump

When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task

Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.

by Jagoffinpixburgh August 14, 2017

Fuck Fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Fairy

A male who acts very feminine, typically homosexual but can also be heterosexual.

Someone who tries to catch fish from the couch and is afraid of shore dives with 1-2ft wave forecast because it’s a “yardsale”

Someone who shares dive spots with multiple dive buddy groups and can’t load his own double roller 120cm speargun

Someone who spears undersized calicos and have a 10second breathhold

Andy, if you’re going to upgrade to a roller you have to be able to load it. you're a fucking fairy for sharing dive spots even tho you barely dive 1time a year

by Ghost crew April 7, 2022

Away with the fairies

giving off the sense of being preoccupied, dreaming, or delusional.

While explaining a complex math problem, Sarah noticed her classmate doodling on his notebook, muttering to himself. "Are you even listening?" she asked. "A bit," he mumbled back, clearly away with the fairies.

by Arminkshipper July 5, 2024

fairy mummies

little ancient dickheads

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies

by dnddemigod January 14, 2015

Fairy fako

A girl on tik tok who think they are fairies

She is such a fairy fako

by Pickle the dinisour May 6, 2020