eagle kisses

Eagle kisses: is when your laying down on your bed but naked with your cheeks spread, while the fan blows eagle kisses on your cock and taters.

I’m so hot I need me some eagle kisses.

by Jeepgirl1 July 25, 2024

triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.

Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!

by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017

daddy eagle

the man. he molts one day, sprouting purple feathers from every pore in his body. we bow to him in awe.
the true eagles drool in awe. the freshmen give no fricks.

uwu it's daddy eagle

by fartyassqueer October 18, 2019

doorbell Eagle

Brian Fortier is gay.

I hit a doorbell eagle which makes Brian gay.

by Bdixie88ent June 11, 2024

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Desert Eagle syndrome

A situation where smaller calibers tend to do the job better.

Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.

1: I got the max caliber in this thing.
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?

by Colonel Wee Booties July 3, 2023

Brown eagle

A Latino that is a natural born leader that excels at everything they do.

That Jose is a total brown eagle, I can’t believe he saved an entire bus of Korean and Malaysian tourists.

by urbanmalcc May 24, 2024