One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

One-eyed zipper rat

a penis

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

One-eyed King

The smart one among a group of idiots.

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water

by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019

Two eyed four eyed cunt

Lester from GTA

Lester is a two eyed four eyed cunt

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 17, 2020

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

googly-eyed

As a verb, the act of requesting or especially performing a sexual act on a partner so spectacularly, that the receiver experiences or shall experience crossed, awkward, and/or bulging eyes.

As an adjective, the description of a person’s eyes following their receipt of legendary sexual act(s) and the associated extraordinary orgasm. See also: ahegao.

“It’s been awhile since I was googly-eyed by a man who cared enough about my pleasure.”

“Tonight, I want to be googly-eyed by you.”

“It was probably the best blowjob I’ve ever had—left me googly-eyed.”

“She googly-eyed me anytime she went down on me. No man has ever done that for me.”

by Susan_Storm1 October 29, 2022

lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

by Moo.sam December 2, 2024