Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.
Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.
by bossman billy October 30, 2013
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Red eyed bitch

An evil bitch. Someone who does something evil to a person and is a bitch
Random girl: did you see what Miriame did to the teacher?
Other girl: yeah she is a red eyed bitch
by UWUBITCHUWU March 24, 2019
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One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.
"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."
by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018
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juke-eyed

a man tried to cuss my mums looks but he looking juke-eyed
by bojeng August 19, 2017
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blue eyed pirate

a wanker who liked to be the cuck
here comes joe, hes such a blue eyed pirate
by BlueEyedPirate August 11, 2024
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A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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