one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

Black Eyed P.

It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.

Don't worry about a little Black Eyed P. baby, its me, the Peed Pipe-her of R&B

by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024

fanny eyed

It's the opposite to 'Cock Eyed' (when your eyes look together). Fanny Eyed is when your eyes look away from each other.

I jealous of people that can go cock eyed, I can only do fanny eyed.

by Stevie,itsagirlsnametoo June 18, 2018

brown eyed waterfall

When you pour a beer down a chicks asshole while your underneath her drinking it.

I was at the bunny ranch and got a brown eyed waterfall with my nightly special.

by Linderdizzle February 29, 2020

Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

one eyed champ

a penis a dick ,a japan eye

he was exercising the one eyed champ

by Savodongburger November 20, 2020

Ei

Ei, my husband. <3 ily

You try your best and i know it. You crack jokes a lot.
Ur dad is bald tho #notadilf 😕

Person 1: WOAH! ITS EI!!!

Person 2: OMG UR RIGHT! EI IS SO SWAG.

Person 3: YEAH THEY ARE!

by Sock285 July 20, 2021