Dietcastinater

A person who says their diet starts tomorrow so they can eat whatever they want and not feel bad. Or a person who procrastinates their diet.

Mike:I made this awesome cake! Too bad you can't have any because you said you started your diet yesterday. Kelly:It's alright, I'm starting my diet tomorrow. So give me all the cake! Mike:Your such a Dietcastinater

by I11egal Ninja October 15, 2010

dietlechard

nigga patrol

that dietlechard been down the street.

by k-stan December 14, 2010

diet shivers

shivers caused by a woman's coldness due to her dieting (restricting her calorie intake to lose weight and/or become thinner). Dieting causes the metabolism to slow and therefore generate less heat, causing the dieter to shiver to keep warm.

Though the night was 80 degrees Fahrenheit, the model had diet shivers because she had been fasting for two days in preparation for a photo-shoot.

by wouldaben January 6, 2011

Diet Brittany

a muffin with alcohol in the mix. Other variations include cupcakes.

We made Diet Brittanys so our parents wouldn't find out we were getting drunk.

by kayyfawst March 17, 2011

Driathlon

Alcohol free January.

He's doing the Iron Man Driathlon . . . New Years Day to the end of Lent.

by Sami Clemens February 14, 2013

dietgnose

diet: the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

diagnose: to determine the root cause of (a disease).

dietgnose: to determine the root cause of a disease by the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

"A person was 'dietgnosed' with obesity because of that person's junkfood consumption." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 7, 2013

Dietary Forensics

Reviewing everything you have eaten over the last 24 hours to determine what is causing your horrible-smelling gas.

"EWW! Dude, that fart stinks! What did you eat?"

"I dunno! I better do some dietary forensics!"

by DavieYo April 25, 2013