Bed Drinking

While being so intoxicated and lazy you are unable to leave your bed before getting another beer. Often times friends have to bring you beer in order for the bed drinking to continue.

Boy in bed one: Buddy you've been bed drinking all day long.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.

by bubblebuttboy October 14, 2011

Pillar Drilling

Pillar drilling is the art of inserting a stiff, long object into a round, circular cullice such as a vaginal opening or cavity.

Seriously, Tony, i pillar-drilled that girl hard last night, pillar drilling is great.

by yoooooooooooooooo127578569 November 5, 2011

Momo Drink

Any alcoholic mixed drink (most often Jack and Coke) in which two thirds of the glass or more is filled with alcohol and the rest with the mixer. These drinks are meant for quick intoxication and are not for the casual drinker. They are often difficult to get down, and can cause intense vomiting if not careful. The Momo drink was made famous by one Morgan O'mara

Person A: "Damn was I hammered last night, I must've had 15 shots"

Person B: "That's nothing, try drinking 4 whole Momo Drinks."

by Dr. Legman February 15, 2013

Flash-Drive Jockey

The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.

Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.

by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013

chore drinking

Having drinks while doing house work or other domestic necessities (packing for a trip, preparing to move, organizing the garage). The alcohol acts as a brain calming agent that allows you to drone on and focus on mundane tasks where you might otherwise get distracted or depressed.

We are moving in a week and I have a million knick-knacks to box up. Time to start the chore drinking and knock those knick-knacks out.

I'm looking forward to moving, but I have to make baked beans because my boyfriend is coming over tonight. I'll just start the chore drinking and get it all done lickety split.

by xophere August 5, 2012

Double Drive Thru

The act of ordering twice at a McDonald's Drive Thru in quick succession. Performed when the client intends to order a meal and a dessert. The Double Drive Thru ensures that the client's dessert (e.g. McFlurry, Cone, etc.) does not melt upon his/her completion of the meal. However, some argue that the Double Drive Thru causes embarrassment among other parties in the vehicle as well as the customer service representative at the Drive Thru window.

Spacely: Jay, why the fuck didn't you order your Oreo McFlurry?

Jay: Cause man, let me eat my double cheeseburger and then I'll order my McFlurry so it doesn't melt!

Flash: Oh my god you just pulled a double drive thru...

by Mario Gomez June 21, 2013

shitty driver

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.

"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."

by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014