A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.
Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.
Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.
Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?
Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.
Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?
by The Original Slim Bavis January 8, 2009
Get the Crown's Disease mug.A mental illness in which the afflicted is compelled to respond to others' sentences by rearranging them in something similar to the following format:
"I wish I was/had/etc. 'x,' then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
This disease is often accompanied by the "That's what she said" Virus.
NOTE: Does not have to make sense; in fact, it usually doesn't.
"I wish I was/had/etc. 'x,' then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
This disease is often accompanied by the "That's what she said" Virus.
NOTE: Does not have to make sense; in fact, it usually doesn't.
Sam has "I Wish" Disease. He really starts to piss people off with it.
Josh: "Dude...my mom had a heart attack."
Sam: "I wish I had a heart attack! Then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
Josh: "Dude...my mom had a heart attack."
Sam: "I wish I had a heart attack! Then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
by Gammasite December 27, 2007
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Someone who -- no matter how good your story -- always has to come up with one of their own that tops it.
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Get the alltimers disease mug.A terrible disease inherited genetically from white parents.
it can generally be diagnosed from a lack of melanin pigmentation, thus rendering your skin pink, or any color the weather endows upon you for the day.
Although ALL babies are born with blue eyes, this disease delays permanently the offset of eye development and coating. and thier eyes in some event remains blue through adolescence and continues with them till death.
possible skin colors include, but are not limited to green, blue,red, pink, purple, brown, tan, zebra, spotty, pimply, and several patterns.
usually, a person suffering from this disorder finds it hard to run, jump, participate in sports, sing, dance, make love properly, or maintain an erection.
the person also is usually in denial, and every summer, they make a mass migration to the most tropical regions to tan themselves till they get cancer so they can look more like the rest of human kind.
advantages
1. you can tell how the feel just by looking at them
a.blue - the patient is cold
b.green- the patient is possibly sick
c.brown-the patient has spent too long in the cold
d.red- the patient has been in the sun
e.purple- the patient might be suffocating
f.pink- the patient is ashamed.
g.ugly spotted mixture of pink red and white - thats the patient in normal color.
disadvantages
1.disproportionate tendency to molest kids
2.likely to be a social or sport failure
it can generally be diagnosed from a lack of melanin pigmentation, thus rendering your skin pink, or any color the weather endows upon you for the day.
Although ALL babies are born with blue eyes, this disease delays permanently the offset of eye development and coating. and thier eyes in some event remains blue through adolescence and continues with them till death.
possible skin colors include, but are not limited to green, blue,red, pink, purple, brown, tan, zebra, spotty, pimply, and several patterns.
usually, a person suffering from this disorder finds it hard to run, jump, participate in sports, sing, dance, make love properly, or maintain an erection.
the person also is usually in denial, and every summer, they make a mass migration to the most tropical regions to tan themselves till they get cancer so they can look more like the rest of human kind.
advantages
1. you can tell how the feel just by looking at them
a.blue - the patient is cold
b.green- the patient is possibly sick
c.brown-the patient has spent too long in the cold
d.red- the patient has been in the sun
e.purple- the patient might be suffocating
f.pink- the patient is ashamed.
g.ugly spotted mixture of pink red and white - thats the patient in normal color.
disadvantages
1.disproportionate tendency to molest kids
2.likely to be a social or sport failure
by mr 13374eva May 16, 2006
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Get the dosage mug.Percasets Disease causes mild-severe retardation. It is caused by placing chewing gum in your mouth and not chewing it.
Dude have you ever put a piece of gum in your mouth and forget to chew it?
yea, why?
Shit, i heard that gives you percasets disease. You better get that checked out!
yea, why?
Shit, i heard that gives you percasets disease. You better get that checked out!
by danthebananaman November 19, 2010
Get the percasets disease mug.1. verb: to dose take a hit of a drug, take a reasonably consumable amount of a drug, maybe to test it, (see if it's bad) maybe for a high. Probably end up being both...
2. noun: a dose of a drug; dosage.
2. noun: a dose of a drug; dosage.
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