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Disorder Potpourri

When you're dating a fuckboy and realize that he has more issues than anybody you've ever dated before. He's got mommy issues, definitely narcissistic, and OCD, it's a disorder potpourri.
You still dating Killian?

No, that dude has disorder potpourri. By the end, I felt like I was dating someone with multiple personality disorder. It depended on which of his issues were taking charge that day. His issues would bring Freud himself to his knees.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023
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An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).
-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.
by nightvbluez April 29, 2024
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Attention deficit disorder

The underlying condition that makes people kiss everyone's butt in order to get attention.
Keith has Attention deficit disorder so bad, he will do anything to get you to pay attention to him no matter how lame it makes him.
by Larrry Steiner April 7, 2023
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Backstabbing Disorder

The instance of which a person constantly gains peoples trust just to backstab them. This disorder cannot be controlled
Jay: yeah sorry I fucked your FC
Bry: OMG!!! DO YOU HAVE BACKSTABBING DISORDER OR SMTH!?!?!!
by Queen Kai January 3, 2023
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Multiple Nationality Disorder

A severe mental disorder that makes a person speak in different accents at random times. One minute they are British, and right in the middle of a sentence, suddenly they become Dutch.
Dude, I think that chick Amber has Multiple Nationality Disorder. One second she’s Asian, and then Mexican. It’s weird.
by UncleGubGubGubsy April 22, 2018
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HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025
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Conduct Disorder

Behavioral tendencies outside the socially acceptable way. Others may see that they do whatever they desire and take little to no blame for their actions. Nearly 40% of people who suffer from these behavioral problems receive further diagnoses when older, such as NPD and ASPD.
“He acts so crazy because he has Conduct Disorder.”
by DjPiur June 24, 2023
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