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3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020
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Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.
> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025
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dildo dance

an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.
DickPicBrett made Greenmonster2727 do a dildo dance in order to get a ghillie suit in knives out
by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018
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dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3
"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"
by Dildoclock December 7, 2017
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juicy dildo

a stinky mango that hasn’t been left in the fridge for months
my mom is brutally addicted to juicy dildo's!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
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dildo chomp

A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.

"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
Jeez, that kid is such a fucking dildo chomp
by DickWeeeeed July 14, 2014
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Dildo

Something your mom uses at night when their sleeping 💦🍆
Mom stop using your dildo🍆🍆🍆🍆
by Yourdadsgirlfriend February 25, 2022
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