dead message

A voicemail or message left on an answering machine that is nothing but a few seconds of dead air.

Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.

Lisa calls her friend Eric, and reaches his voicemail. Lisa has no intention of leaving a voicemail, but listens to the entirety of Eric's outgoing message (including the beep) before hanging up.

Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.

*beep*

Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*

by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005

dead boys

70's punk rock band from new york

Young Loud and Snotty, We have come for your children- Dead Boys Albums

by ggallin69 October 23, 2007

dead neck

a term similar to necrofilia. when one recieves oral from a corpse, usually from an orifice other than the mouth. i.e. a slit in the throat, or an eye socket. claimed to feel better than that if recieving from a living creature

i aint gonna shell out money for a hooker when i could go to the cemetary and get some dead neck for free

by Angry Titan April 16, 2008

dead ass

1. A phrase used to emphasize another word, feeling, or emotional statement; it's typically used by older individuals across the United States to mean "very", "severely", or "extremely" with a specific air of honesty. Unbeknownst to them, younger people are using the phrase in a slightly different way, but the intention is the dead ass same.

2. A phrase often used as a stand alone confirmation to emphasize a truthful statement; it's typically used by younger individuals to mean, "for real", "no joke", or "seriously". Unbeknownst to them, the phrase has been around for a long time and is often older than the individual using it; dead ass.

EXAMPLE 1:
A: "Man, I am dead ass hungry. We need some breakfast"
B: "For real, let's go rustle up some fucking French toast".

EXAMPLE 2:
A: "Bruh, did you end up getting with shorty last night"?
B: "Yeah, yeah, I got them droors; dead ass".

by HONKYSAUCE September 3, 2018

re-dead

The state resulting from the death of something that had previously become undead.

Lets say you shot a zombie, for instance, it would then be, re-dead.

by J. August 24, 2004

got dead

When you are playing a video or computer game and you manage to get yourself killed in one way or another.

Player 1: Aw man, I just got dead.
Player 2: Hmm....that's too bad, I've already made it to the next checkpoint.

by The Kentucky Yankee November 18, 2004

social dead end

Also known as SDE for short.

A person (usually a guy) who either a) has no friends, or b) shields his friends from others all the time. If you meet one of these people, you won't be making any "friends of friends" through them anytime soon, no matter how hard you try or how many years pass. If the SDE is dating someone steadily, you won't even know her name until after they break up.

A SDE will especially shield contacts of the opposite sex, even if they have no chance with them, for fear their friends will "steal their girl/guy". If they're in a steady relationship, they still shield because a) they're still afraid someone (including you) will try to steal her/him away, or b) the SO is nothing to be proud of (ie a fugly ditch pig or pork chop). When a SDE brings out a contact of the opposite sex, it's almost always an ex, or someone he/she tried and failed to get with. Meanwhile, the SDE will have no problem asking you to introduce more girls/guys to him/her regularly. If you do it's a one-way street.

If you are stuck in a social circle full of SDEs, you must find some non-SDEs on your own, as your friends sure as hell won't be helping in this department.

Engineers and Computer Programmers come to mind.

Ted left all those SDE engineers after grad, and last time he checked they were all still hanging out and dating in the same incestuous pool called "ultimate".

After knowing Vic for 4 years, Sam only knew of some girls he tried to get with, but not by name. At that point Sam realized he'd wasted 4 years of his life hanging with a social dead end.

by Slammer111 August 27, 2009