i don't speak pineapple

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something

The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.

by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009

I don’t know

A response my dad HATES hearing and claims I’m talking back when I use it

Dad: how do you do this?
Me: I don’t know
Dad: DONT TALK BACK TO ME CUZ BLA BLA BLA

by XxMonzterxX December 27, 2019

don mclean

An awesome singer that sings great songs.For example Viincent, And I love you so, and American Pie. Very cute(in his younger years)and totally rocks. Much much much better than Bob Dylan.

Its this song sooo Qool. yeah its Don Mclean singing.

by mrs yuck March 27, 2005

don't shit in your own backyard

A variant of "don't bite the hand that feeds you", 'Don't shit in your own backyard' means don't trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. If you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. When you abuse the situation, person or relationship and deliberately commit an act that you know is potentially harmful or injurious to the situation or person that is good to you, you run the risk of ruining it. Any act that you know would hurt the one with whom you are affiliated and potentially ruin the relationship forever if they found out. The hospitable one (the house with the yard or security) is fouled or injured by your actions (shit upon) which ultimately poisons the soil (the growth medium, sustaining qualities that nurture). Conscious or willful sabotage through selfish actions that generally involves planning and premeditation but can be impulsive. An ultimate act of betrayal through a degree of separation that taints or destroys a perfectly good thing or relationship for no good reason.

Examples of "don't shit in your own backyard" would include pursuing/sleeping with your best friend's or bosses' spouse or significant other; pursuing/sleeping with a mentor's friend; pursuing/sleeping with a friend's close friend that you're interested in; using a person to get close to another; stealing your parent's/friend's car; ditching a loving parent for another adult; keeping secrets you know would further hurt the injured party; wiping the house you're staying at clean; stealing from a friend or relative.

by O'Katalina January 15, 2014

I don't love you

What you say to someone you are in love with when they don't like you back. Usually to make things less awkward. Can be used as reverse psychology to make the other person magically fall for you.

Nicole: Sorry for all the drama. Don't worry I don't love you anymore. *crosses fingers behind back*
Derek: ok good, can you stop stalking me now?
Nicole: :P

by PartayPoison February 25, 2012

i don't care

To not have feeling for.

I don't care if he dies

by Hopetm January 28, 2017

Don't be a dick!

An exclamation--said very quickly--that you can spout at anyone or anything at the slightest suggestion of dickery.

Professor: Yeah, so we're gonna have to go until five today.
You: Don't be a dick!
Professor: See me after class.
You: Donbeadik!!
Professor: OK, go home now.

Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 71 days)
You: Don't be a dick!
Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 4min, 15sec)

by Jesse Gold February 28, 2006