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Birthday Cum

The annual creampie granted by your girlfriend while she's been taking the pill.
Hey babe, you know what day is today, time for my birthday cum!
by ImPandastick May 31, 2021
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cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.
don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.
by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015
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CUM mobile

Let's try something new...... Cum mobile
by lil willy on the track April 1, 2020
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Cum wubbly

Something you call someone that can mean anything you want
Mochi you cum wubbly
by Hwiehevdveuwi October 31, 2020
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Cum Oyster

The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.
I need a bathroom, I just had sex with Randy and I have a huge cum oyster in my panties.
by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013
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Cum Ranger

When u beat your cock continuously for 3 hours without nutting but then finally decide to cum that you cum that hard and that much that it starts squirting out your ass (preferebly played with set up targets)
Joe: have you tried a cum ranger

Jamaal: cum
by Chaman Chee Berger September 21, 2020
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